Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!

Remember, what happens in Supermac’s stays in Supermac’s!

Have a good time, everyone, and enjoy the craic (and the buttcraic, in this case!)

Is breá liom sibh go léir!

Asking for it

I’m not saying that she was asking for it, but as I closed the door to our tiny apartment, she was lying over the back of the sofa, her tight skirt-clad bottom gently swaying up in the air, enticing me, beckoning me over. Next to her, precariously balanced on the back of the sofa was a hairbrush, a silicon spatula and a belt, waiting for me. From the tightness of her skirt, I could see that she wasn’t wearing any underwear. She didn’t say a word and shook her bottom a little more, as if a taunt.

Not one to go against her wishes, I uncuffed my shirt and rolled up its sleeves. I appreciate comfort, you see, and I didn’t want to give her a subpar performance. After all, she had gone through all that trouble to… lie around waiting for me, I guess. There probably were a hundred reasons for her to deserve a spanking, and, truthfully, I didn’t really need to know which one had brought that about right then and there.

Instead, I put the tip of my fingers in the small of her back, and felt her shiver. A small moan escaped from her lips, and I noticed that she was wearing a blindfold. One hand still on her back, the other slid across the skirt and cupped her round cheeks. She shook her bottom a little more, pushing it into my hand. I went down to her thighs and caressed them, seemingly at random, losing my hand between them. Her breathing was getting harder already, and she spread her legs a little.

Bending down, I laid a soft kiss on her right cheek, then immediately followed with a hard slap that pushed her hard against the back of our sofa. She cried out, but said nothing more. I spanked her left cheek just as hard, and she pressed herself against the sofa again. She raised her bottom up, tiptoeing in her heels, wordlessly begging for more. Being a gentleman, I obliged.

Slap after slap, she cried and moaned and heaved. At some point, her skirt had come up, revealing that I had indeed been right and that no underwear was to be found underneath it. Her pearly white cheeks had gone to pink, to red, to bright, deep crimson. I could see that her blindfold was getting wet, and that she was biting her lips not to cry harder. Between her thighs, the pearling wetness was an invitation and I couldn’t help but slide my fingers over it, caressing, probing, and teasing her. She pressed her legs shut and pushed her bottom out. Clearly, it wasn’t time for that yet. I grabbed the hairbrush.

Later, finally satisfied, she ripped the blindfold off, panting. On trembling legs, she got up. Without looking at me, she started walking towards our bedroom. Then, looking back over her shoulders and with her tongue licking her lips, she asked:

“Well? Is that all you’ve got?”

Rien de rien

« T’abuses…

— Moi j’abuse ?

—Voui…

—Et en quoi, s’il te plait ?

—Euh, mes fesses ? 

—Oui, et ?

—Et tes mains qui les tapent, mes fesses !

—Je vois toujours pas en quoi j’abuse ?

—J’ai rien fait !

—Ah oui ?

—Rien…

—Ah bah c’est un comble… 

—Bah oui, hein… Cette fessée, là, c’est de l’abus !

—Mmmhm… »

Sa main s’abat une fois de plus sur la croupe déjà rougie de la demoiselle.

« Mais arrête ! 

—De ?

—De me fesser !

—Non.

—Mais… !

—Mais rien du tout, Julie. »

Une autre claque, plus forte.

« Mais si ! Arrête ! J’ai rien fait !

—On est d’accord.

—Tu te fiches de moi, Thomas ??

—Ah non, je te prends très au sérieux, ma chérie… »

Il attrape sa culotte et la baisse en deux mouvements secs qui font rebondir les petites fesses de sa victime. Elle s’agite et remue, ce qui ne fait qu’amplifier le spectacle qu’il apprécie. Il la fesse de nouveau, à pleine main, laissant une marque brûlante. Elle gémit.

« Maaaais ! C’est pas juuuuste ! 

—Tu n’as rien fait, oui oui…

—Alors arrête !

—Non.

—Thomas…

—Tu n’avais rien à faire ?

—Quoi ? »

La claque la fait bondir. Sur le haut des cuisses, sèche et soudaine.

« Tu m’avais promis que tous tes dossiers seraient bouclés, oui ? »

Elle ne dit rien. Une autre claque. Une autre, cinq, dix.

« Oui ! 

—Oui quoi, Julie ? 

—Oui, j’avais promis… 

—Et ?

—…

Et ?

—J’ai rien fait…

—Vu le pot de glace vide, les canette de coca et l’état du salon, t’as passé la journée devant la télé, je me trompe ?

—Non…

—Non quoi ?

—Non tu te trompes pas… 

—Et donc, cette fessée, tu la mérites ?

—Bah oui mais…

—Mais quoi ?

—C’est pas de ma faute…

—Ah oui ?

—C’est de la faute à Netflix…

—Ah ça, quand tes fesses seront de la couleur du logo, on verra ce que t’en dis ! »

Elle fait la moue.

« Tu vas pas annuler l’abonnement, hein ?

—Oh non, t’en fais pas, tu regardes tes séries, et moi je profite d’un autre spectacle… »

Sa main frappe, Juli sens ses fesses qui gigottent. Clairement, il y gagne, le saligaud.

Happy Valentine’s

If I take you over my knee
And punish you mercilessly
Will you be mine?
Will you be mine?

If I spank you with hand and brush
And make both pairs of your cheeks blush
Will you be mine?
Will you be mine?

If I cane your trembling bottom
The colour of leaves in autumn
Will you be mine?
Will you be mine?

If I promise I’ll make you cry
While telling you exactly why
Will you be mine?
Will you be mine?

If I promise to hold you tight
And hold you close throughout the night
Will you be mine, will you opine?
Love, will you be my Valentine?