If I take you over my knee And punish you mercilessly Will you be mine? Will you be mine? If I spank you with hand and brush And make both pairs of your cheeks blush Will you be mine? Will you be mine? If I cane your trembling bottom The colour of leaves in autumn Will you be mine? Will you be mine? If I promise I’ll make you cry While telling you exactly why Will you be mine? Will you be mine? If I promise to hold you tight And hold you close throughout the night Will you be mine, will you opine? Love, will you be my Valentine?